The Potato Chip Diaries

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


ALL NATURAL MESQUITE BBQ POTATO CHIPS

From “DIRTY” POTATO CHIPS


FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE WORD BBQ!

With just the right amount of sweetness and smoke, these crunchy little chips make perfect companions to any hearty sandwich. They are so addictive that I could just imagine the folks over at Weight Watcher holding torches, donning robes and forming a circle to crumble all the bags with vengeance.

CHEDDAR BEER POTATO CHIPS

From KETTLE CHIPS


Another disappointment even greater than the barbecue flavor.

THEY TASTE LIKE THE BELCH THAT EXPLODES OUT OF YOU AFTER A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND A PINT OF CHEAP BEER!

Sorry, their bad. Maybe you have to be a horny frat boy to like them. I‘m just not getting it.

Monday, August 14, 2006

ORGANIC CHIPOTLE CHILI BARBECUE POTATO CHIPS

from KETTLE CHIPS

Utterly disappointing. Not enough barbecue flavor and too much "je ne sai quoi" crap. The only consolation is the pleasant crunch that pops in your mouth.